candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

fucking idiot
me to me  (via senyahearts)
one selfie a day keeps the self consciouness away vol 2 vol saturday

one selfie a day keeps the self consciouness away vol 2 vol saturday

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn:

i’m still not over the linguistic miracle that is the Finnish expression “noni” and its variations

  • NOni (emphasis on the first syllable): “well now you’ve done it, good job” meaning you’ve majorly fucked up
  • noNI (emphasis on the last syllable): “I TOLD YOU DIDN’T I” meaning I totally was…

sarahcosima:

is tatiana maslany a real person

mspgay:

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls
yes I’m 25 and bought a colouring book

then I gave princess tiana a shitty spray tan

yes I’m 25 and bought a colouring book

then I gave princess tiana a shitty spray tan