candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

image

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

cocker-spaniel-cosima:

Jesus fucking Christ, Evelyne.

lady-fett:

I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.

APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?

thatisnotfeminism:

perfect

nolove-tospeak:

clangnbang:

el-h0mbre:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

MY HEart JFC

THE TURTLE

THE BOXERS omg