“do you have a girlfriend?”
“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
scrolling through my dash like
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
Jesus fucking Christ, Evelyne.
I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.
APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?